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So Kim’s been off exploring the United Kingdom (but she’s such a good person that she left a bunch of posts for me to put on the blog while she’s gone, so you probably haven’t even missed her).  Anyway, among the many cool and literary places she’s visiting is Bath, famous to most of us as the setting of many a Jane Austen scene.  I’m sure she’ll have a lot to write about Bath and Austen when she gets back, but until then you can get your Austen fix with the following video which is incredibly wonderful and funny and brilliant and nuts.  My brother-in-law sent this to me originally and I loved it on first sight.

My favorite line?  ”Is that your blood?”  ”Oh . . . yes, some of it.”

I feel fairly certain Jane would have loved this.

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As anyone knows who’s read my post on the funniest novels picked by the writers of The Simpsons, there’s only one prime-time animated show that has my allegiance–the one that puts food on our table.  But I have a teenage son and that teenage son insists on watching The Family Guy. Traitor.

On the other hand, he brought this clip to my attention.  Admittedly it’s about writing, not about bookstores, but I defy you not to laugh.  Watch it two or three times.  I’ve seen it like ten times and it still cracks me up.

It speaks to a basic human truth: we’re all working on our novels, aren’t we?

Note: I can’t get it to embed–rats.  I’ll keep working on it, but until then, click on this link if you want a smile to send you happily off into what I hope is a wonderful summer weekend!

Wait, maybe this will work (thanks, Kim).

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This is Claire’s nightmare, that she will hold a signing and no one will come.  So far, it has never happened.  Every bookstore I know of has a story about a signing where no one showed.  I went to an author talk last year at a bookstore and dragged my daughter along because I didn’t want to get a babysitter.  Two other people showed up, but left after 10 minutes.  The last half hour was the bookstore employee, the author, and me sitting amidst many empty chairs, and my daughter in the corner with ear buds in.  Uncomfortable.

I like Parnell’s attitude though, so much so that I’m going to look up his books the next time I’m in a bookstore.

One of the comments on YouTube was from an author who said when no one showed at his signing, he started hanging around in the section for his genre and recommending books.  He sold nine of his books and nine from other authors.  The bookstore hosting the signing loved him.  I’ll make sure to pass that on to Claire, just in case.

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I don’t make a habit of telling people they need to read certain books.  Chacun a son gout, I always say, which, roughly translated, means something about how gout is a genetic disease you can pass on to your son.

Seriously, people’s tastes are so drastically different you have to know your audience.  My father told me to read Elegance of the Hedgehog because he loved it, so I borrowed Kim’s copy.  When I returned it to her, admitting I had given up halfway through because it was so much NOT my kind of book, she laughed and said, “You’ll notice I didn’t tell you you should read it.  I didn’t think you’d like it.”  Kim knows me well enough to know what to recommend to me–and what not.  For instance, every good friend or relative of mine knows never to tell me to read a book where a child gets bullied or abused in any way, because I won’t sleep for a month, and I’ll blame them.

And I know Kim doesn’t share my love for graphic novels or fantasy, so I wouldn’t go around telling her to read any of my favorites, although I will rush to tell my sister or my oldest son about any new good one, since they love that stuff too.

But I’m reading a book right now that I think anyone who’s into books at all would enjoy.  It’s funny, for one thing–and who among us can’t use a good laugh right around now?  Can’t think of a soul–but even more importantly, it has insights about publishing and book-writing that are so unbelievably on target, it’s basically a primer in how to write and sell books.

The book is How I Became a Famous Novelist by Steve Hely.  (Full disclosure: my husband’s met Hely a few times and they have some mutual friends, which is why he read the book in the first place and passed it on to me.  But I’ve never even met the guy and, sadly, I don’t get any commission or recognition for recommending his book.  Of course, if Steve reads this post and wants to send me a muffin basket, I’ll be all “STEVE!  BUDDY!” so I hope someone sends it on to him and he feels inspired . . .)

Most of this book is laugh out loud funny–when Rob was lying on the bed, reading the book to himself, I got annoyed at how often he’d chortle.  I think that’s rude if no one else can share the joke, don’t you?  (Note: it isn’t rude when I do it.)  Pete, the protagonist, is stuck in a dead-end job, but when his former girlfriend invites him to her wedding, he realizes he needs to become a success before then.  He decides he’ll write a best-selling book and sets about figuring a formula that will work for him. Read the rest of this entry »

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This Sunday the brackets will be revealed for the NCAA March Madness basketball tourney, but that’s not the I’m anticipating.  The funniest, most enjoyable, and completely irreverent book competition launches tomorrow – the Tournament of Books.  Several years ago, a bunch of book geeks (probably inebriated book-a-holics) wondered why basketball should have all the fun?  Why not pit one book against another in a sweet sixteen match to the death?  Or, should I say, to the Rooster, because the winner of this literary mash up receives a live rooster.  Just what I’m sure Claire is daydreaming about right now as she scrambles to finish the last draft of her latest novel.  All that work to earn a rooster pooping all over her back lawn.  Now that she’s a vegetarian, she couldn’t even eat it.  Do people eat rooster?

There’s a different judge for each match up, some are editors or at-large-book-know-it-alls, and others are authors.  Commentary for every match is provided by John Warner and Kevin Guilfoile and in true Tournament of Books fashion, I can’t remember who they are and I don’t really care.  But, I love their banter.  This will give you a sense of their style:

John:   I’m excited to put the Rooster-red blazer back on and join you in the booth for this year’s commentary. In a continuation of a tradition reaching back to last year, we’ve tried to actually read the books in the Tournament. I think I might’ve done a bit better than you, having completed 14 of 16 and sampled the other two. This is mostly due to me having read four of the contenders prior to the announcement of the brackets, though.

Kevin:  I started reading with the intention of running the table, but life intervened, and by “life,” of course I mean Life Unexpected, which airs Tuesday nights on the WB . . . I finished better than half of this year’s contenders, and if I can inject some early optimism into the proceedings, I personally found this year’s field to be very Read the rest of this entry »

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